My sis gave me that hat; I wore it religiously until the day I left it on a bus. It doesn't matter how much I like something, it's as easy for me to lose a bike as it is a...uh...a pen.

Maybe the girl was pulling her bag out of the way, or something, but I was a good five feet away. How was I going to steal from her bag anyway? Throw something at the wall, then when she looked, just grab her stuff and book it? Yea, that's probably how I'd do it.