So, just so you guys know, the Comics part of the site goes here, and the Journal Comic part goes to an entirely different set of comics over here. They are also great for a snack at any time of the day.

Bagel Bites, I really used to love them. "Pizza in the mornin', pizza in the evenin', pizza at suppertiiiiiiime." Why didn't they say mornin', lunch and suppertime? Pizza fo' luuunch. Pizza in the mornin, pizza in the noon-time area, pizza at suppertime. Well, enough about that crap. I just read some book. or saw a movie or something. Who's seen The Dreamers? It ain't for the delicate contemporary.

Oh, I never wanted to read "Death of a Salesman" by Arthur Miller, but I saw the cinematic adaptation with Dustin Hoffman(who I don't like because of the graduate but like because of Hook) and was so interested in the characters that I ended up taking a gander(look, not the goose). It was is a really good play. And it turns out it almost didn't get made, and then he changed the script, and noone like it anyway, so he figured he'd fail with his original words and changed the script back. Then the curtain went up and down opening night, and it has never stopped being produced 'cause everyone flunking loved it.

You guys like the Voodoo Glow Skulls? Me too. We have so much in common. Oh, by the way, if you're looking for any rabid, radioactive guinea pigs to give to your friends as gag gifts, you won't find them because I killed them all. They attacked my friend and I totally kicked their asses back to the Stone Age, where radioactive guinea pigs originated. Geez, all this talking. Lemme go grab a glass of water. Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison is good too.

I saw Martian Child, since Cusack is the man(Gross Pointe Blank, other stuff I don't care about as much, etc). It was pretty good. I - OH! Neal Pollack! Read his books, fo rilly! They are super great, 'specially Alternadad and Never Mind the Pollacks, which has Neal Pollack fictitiously meet, inspire, and emotionally rape every great rock artist for the last four and a half decades. Alternadad is an autobiographical except of the real Neal Pollack's life, as he conceives and raises his kid to 4 or 8 or something. The kid's really funny, and so is trying to find a daycare center, finding a daycare center, and diets for babies 'n stuff.

I think I got stung or something, but I didn't really notice 'till it started hurting really bad and then I flexed and this enormous barbed stinger popped out so I ate it. But really. Oh, I was waiting in line at the supermarket and realized all I was really buying was yogurt and granola bars; felt like a hippy douchebag. Those Chewy granola bars are fucking delicious, though. Plus all the granolas they grind up to make the bars are raised free-range.

OH MAN! I just did karaoke for the first time! How much fun is that! I was sitting down after some delicious Pad Ped, and(karaoke for the first time in public, I used to sing to a machine for a couple weeks with Ashleigh, good friend whom I miss) all these people started karaokeing. I thought to myself hey dumb turd, why haven't you karaoked yet? By Jove, that's a magnificent point! Isn't it? Quite. So I bounded up there and gave an emotional rendition of Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz. It was great. Then this girl I recognized got up and sang some slow girly song, except she was GOOD. She was REALLY good. And then this guy who was fourth in the nation in the karaoke contest went up and sang, and he was REALLY good too, except the girl was a-smokin' hotter(being a girl and all). Then Brian and Calvin decided to do Bohemian Rhapsody, and signed my name as well.

My second performance in as many twenty-to-thirty-minute periods! It was phenomenal, and I was so into it that I was whipping my head around like a rock star who can't really sing well. People were laughing at me, which I took to mean with me, and kept belting out the tunes with Brian and Calvin. Especially whenever the song had the word "Mama" in it, cause you can get all throaty and raw with that word, it's kinda stretched out in the song. So I did, AND WE GOT OVATIONED. I don't think anyone stood for the ovation, but they were all really tired from getting the shit rocked out of them. Had to get that up there. Yea.