YO diddlies! How's it going? That's great, I can't hear you. I had an exceedingly normal day at work, falling asleep. I was jolted awake by a phone call, however! The excited, nervous female voice on the other end asked if she was calling the right number, the people that help with her computer. She probably meant the IT Helpdesk group, but eh. 'Twas a boring day. I said that she had indeed called the right place. It took a while to figure out what the problem was, and I passed the time with many witty, engaging comments. By the resolution of our now shared debacle she was laughing so much she told me her sister thought she was crazy and that she would never call another computer person, only me! "You are my complete hero, noone else could possibly be this patient or funny!" she said between gasps for air(choking on my boyish wit and humor). "Be careful, I'm going to tell everyone you said that." I replied. Never met the girl, I would like to reiterate. Well-done! I thought. If I can make someone laugh straight and consistently for a good half an hour, my life is no waste! So take that, every single person who ever slandered me! So, I felt like the coolest dude on the planet. Then this guy who sucks and is crazy and wears surgical masks whenever he uses the computers where I work turned toward me and frowned(as he was wont to do), twisted one hand as if he was flashing his headlights at me, and wiggled the fingers of his other hand at me. That was probably crazy talk for "keep it down" but it was so funny I almost peed myself(which almost happened anyway because some woman asked me to watch her bag/purse/suitcase thing and did not return for 'bout 2 and a half hours.)

I was a hero today.

Didn't think I'd have to make an update so soon, but I've got to tell you all about this movie called The Devil Made Me Do It. It's really funny. There. Now go see it. - - So, I looked around for the movie again, because I can't remember it, and all I keep finding is some softcore porno. That is not the movie I am talking about. But let me know how that goes.